One minute John was strolling down the road; the next he had been slugged in the face and also was on the ground. Had he been robbed? Did a meteorite strike? Had he encounter his old fifth grade nemesis Billy "Gon na' Offer You a Wedgie" Taylor? The responses: no way, nope, as well as nope. Put simply, he had actually unknowingly picked a fight with a telephone pole and lost-badly. John